Two bumper sticker ideas

Number 1: Al Qaeda Hates This Car

Something I could use when I get my hybrid - the idea being a positive bumper sticker for those of us who are not quite up to surreptitiously sticking the "I'm changing the environment - ask me how" bumper stickers on SUVs.

I think using "Al Qaeda" is better than "Osama" - Bush has finally taken CIA resources out of Iraq and sent them to Afghanistan, so hopefully "Osama" will be an outdated reference.

Number 2: Even Slaves Could Marry - no explanation needed, I think.

I might actually do something about the first bumper sticker. I'll have to do some research on getting bumper stickers made.