Thursday, June 30, 2005

Ward Churchill and Satan

Colorado University Professor Ward Churchill, who applauded the destruction of the Twin Towers, apparently supports American soldiers killing their officers. Churchill later said he was sorry that working-class people died in 9/11; as a Native American studies professor who even fakes being Native American himself, I wonder if he'll amend his statement when he discovers that some Native Americans serving in the military are officers.

My theory is that when evil right-wing radio hosts wake up in the morning, they pray, "thank you my Lord Satan, thank you, for the gift of this man, Ward Churchill." Either that or they pay him (just kidding, Ward, I'm sure you're pure).

Meanwhile, the US Army has learned from the Bush Administration when it comes to measuring recruiting goals: the trick is to move the goalposts.

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