Two Bush jokes:
As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for
Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."
The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office.
However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.
So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect.
After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:
1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
Now back to our regularly-scheduled ranting.
(And thanks, folks, for forwarding the jokes - feel free to add new ones in the comments section.)